Friday, September 14, 2012

Gary and Vern On CBS,…..

I can’t wait for the game Saturday. I can wait on the two buffoons that will call the game for CBS. Gary Danielson and Vern Lundquist apparently are the stations top two announcers for CBS Sports.

How many times will we hear about how great Tim Tebow is? Or that Mark Ingram's father is in prison? By the way Gary and Vern,… they have gone pro and are no longer playing college ball. Which players name will they butcher and mispronounce? With that thought, I offer Alabama;s starting lineup,… according to Jerry Donaldson and Vince Sunkist.

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Offense-
QB- A.J. Macnugget


RB- K.Y. Jelldon

Wr- Kevin Kostner


Wr- Kenny Stabler

Slot- Christian Johnson


RT- J.D. Fluker


RG- Charlie Sheen


C- Barack Jones

LG- Chance Warlock


LT- Cyrus Koanjovich


Defense
NG- Jessie James

DT- Damien Seed


LB- Adrian Balboa

LB- Luther Stinson


LB- Nico Jones


LB- CJ Spiller


LB- Trey Dupree


DB- Dee Kirkpatric


DB- Deon Sanders


S- Ha Ha Bill Clinton


S- Vinnie Tsunami


PK- Jeremy Smelley


P- Cody Manuel


Long Snapper- Carson Stinker


Coach- Lou Saban

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