Tuesday, August 16, 2016

You Might Be A Bama Fan If,....

In the spirit of Southern comedian, Jeff Foxworthy,... Here are a few "You Might Be A Bama Fan Ifs" Just for fun,....

 If your team has more National Titles than losing seasons (on the field), you might be a Bama fan.

If you team has been robbed of two more titles by an inferior yankee team, you might be a Bama fan.

If you have to explain why football is a 24/7/365 endeavor of love, you might be a Bama fan.

If your child redraws state lines on a school map to include a cow college in western GA, you might be a Bama fan.

If other fans hate you because of your team's perennial success, you might be a Bama fan.

If you "get" the process, you might be a Bama fan.

If your team has won 4 out of 7 National Titles, you might be a Bama fan.

If your team was robbed of a three-peat in 2 different decades, you might be a Bama fan.

If you are disappointed when your team doesn't three-peat, you might be a Bama fan.

If your team won 12 National Titles before its first Heisman Trophy, you might be a Bama fan. 

If others argue your team's number of National Titles and you are secure knowing that using any reasonable criteria your team still has more than their team, you might be a Bama fan.

When a perfect day is when your team wins and Auburn, Tennessee, and Notre Dame lose, you might be a Bama fan.

When you almost feel sorry for those teams when they lose, nah, never mind, who am I kidding I HOPE THEY LOSE EVERY GAME (unless they come into our game undefeated and we can make their pain that much worse), you might be a Bama fan.

When your team has nearly twice the number of SEC Championships as the program in 2nd place and your next one may make it double, you can't be anyone other than a Bama fan.

If you can't bring yourself to wear the color orange on Halloween, you might be a Bama fan.

If you hate pumpkins, you might be a Bama fan.

If you get angry or sick to your stomach looking at a Thanksgiving basket, you might be a Bama fan.

If you won't post a picture of a sunset because it has too much orange, you might be a Bama fan.

If you have ever refused to go hunting because you'd have to wear orange, you might be a Bama fan.

IF the phrase "Man, I hate Tennessee" makes you laugh so hard you cry, you might be a Bama fan.

If fall Saturdays are a religious experience complete with rituals and superstition...

If you have ever yelled "Blasphemy" at a fellow fan (or been on the receiving end)...

If the subject that caused the accusation of blasphemy concerned the greatest coach in college football history or the number of championships won...

If what was once blasphemy regarding the greatest coach in college football history is now openly discussed, though reluctantly and with great fear and trembling (and joy)...

If you have come to see the SI jinx as nothing more than superstition...you might be a Bama fan.

If you don't care anymore who Corso picks...you might be a Bama fan.

If all of your shirts and socks and hats are lucky now... you might be a Bama fan.


And finally,.. When out in public you see someone wearing something Bama, houndstooth or crimson and you say, Roll Tide,... You might be a Bama fan.

ROLL TIDE!!

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