Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Interview With A Troll,…

This may become a series. Who knows. What is a troll? Well I went to urbandictionary.com  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll where I could get the, well urban definition of the word troll….
One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. He will spark of such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. 'you're nothing but a fan boy is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevance to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.
1a. Noun
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message boards with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.
1b. Noun
A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, etc.
A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
1c. Noun
A member of an internet forum who continually harangues and harasses others. Someone with nothing worthwhile to add to a certain conversation, but rather continually threadjacks or changes the subject, as well as thinks every member of the forum is talking about them and only them. Trolls often go by multiple names to circumvent getting banned.
This pretty much defines the person some know as Rramlinn, magpie, okuok and others. The guy is a stalker, a retired carpenter. Very near a pervert that goes to Sweetwater. And parents let their children go there? One who claims he has restored many great houses including his work at Sweetwater, which is falling apart. A member of the Church of Christ at Salem from what I’ve heard, that has the arrogance of the old CoC members. You know the ones. The ones that said if you aren't  CoC you’re going to hell. Well based on his posts at the TimesFaily and other forums,… Jesus Christ him self would have a hard time saving him. For what its worth, do not judge him and his idiot ways with the CoC. If his elders knew how he acted online, and his wife for that matter, they would hang their head in shame.
OB: Ok, so Rram,… you are known as a troll on forums, is this correct?
Rram: Huh? No, I’m a God fearing, man that believes in truth and the American way.
OB: So, you don’t think you’re a troll on forums?
Rram: Huh? No, I’m a God fearing man that believes in truth and the American way.
OB: Yeah, I got that. You don’t think you’re a troll?
Rram: Huh? No, I’m always right.
OB: You belittle women on forums… well, you try to belittle everyone, but you pick on women. Why is that?
Rram: Because of my mommie.
OB: So you are blaming your actions on your mother?
Rram: Yes. She was born a poor black child.
OB: So you think you are Steve Martin now?
Rram: No, she did.
OB: Your mother thought she was Steve Martin?
Rram: Yes. And Dean Martin, Tony Danza and Ethel Kennedy.
OB: Hmmm, ok.
Rram: Yeah, I come from a long line of crazies.
OB: A long line? Do tell.
Rram: Yes, my dad was Houdini. He could vanish in a flash… I do the same thing now. That’s why my wife has no clue what I do online. My grandfather was Edsel Ford. They named a car after him. My great grandfather was Napoleon. They named ice cream after him.
OB: Ice cream? Isn’t that Neapolitan?
Rram: Yes, its short and sweet…. well in the container it is anyway.
OB: So, are you ashamed of your actions online?
Rram: Of course not. Earnest Angley is my hero. He can make all of my wrongs go away by the touch of his hand. Even though he is 90, with his toupee he looks a young 70.
OB: You’re joking right? Earnest?
Rram: Oh no,… He is the Savior.
OB: A savior with a toupee?
Rram: Yes, why? My wife wears one too.
OB: And the world keeps spinning,… ya gotta wonder how long. 

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